each line is a lie

there are sins of omission, like this line
and I omitted my comission on my taxes
I fudged the calories in my food notebook
and I let my belt out a notch
I have two pair of the exact same model levis in different sizes
and some platform shoes which make me seem thinner / taller

I can spell, and do, and mislead;
I staged our house by putting ALL our books in storage
we don't read, but have the whole 20 volume set of moby dick
by heart