5.06.2013


1. ensure that there are equal rights under the law for all.  
2. remove the death penalty.  people are too stupid to kill people.  people kill people. thus:
3. buy atheist bloggers coffee or tequila.
4. light candles, let zaniness ensue.
5. education is compulsory.  tax the dead to pay for this.  
6. "do not commit adultery"  
7. Stop instating statues, calling them sculpture.
8. Remove hassles and obstructions.
9. Be nice.
10. Don't be the "Jesus Lady."  Get a hobby.  I recommend scrapbooking.  
11. End massacres.  
12. Support scholars.   (see #3)
13.  Don't be superstitious.  It makes you look stupid.  See #2.

2 comments:

Annandale Dream Gazette said...

HA! I liked #10 a lot.

Kmal Mohican said...

Sounds like a great 12 Commandments, be nice,