romeo and juliet
how to chace a wild goose
Remember the goose is more afraid of you that you are of being bitten. Therefore, use your bod to steer the goose where you will.
Close all appropriate openings to make sure the goose can't go farther into the situation.
Get a broom or other long item to chase the goose.
Stand in a place where if the goose runs away, you can trap it.
Slowly move in, watching the goose, to make sure it responds in the correct direction to your movements. Use the broom's simple presence as additional 'motivation.' Remember, the goose doesn't necessarily know what you or the broom are, so it's simply afraid.