homophonic homolinguistic translation meets the mondegreen:

Common Hymns

1)

Sweet n' low, sweet harlot,
Comintern to caries, oh!

I hooked over to warden, and waddled to the sea.
A bandaid angles, comintern.

2)

Om, sing race, howitzer sound.

3)

My count, treatise of my thighs.

4a)

Manassas scene gory, awful foulard.

4b)

Jerboam delights more drinking Innisfree.